[ pc ] The Gang Goes To Bad Dragon (again)

[peakfan]

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[captainry]

[ voice coming from offscreen, basically, like the back of a phonecall during a party: ]

Do none of you understand privacy..? Why are you all crowding in the sex shop, goddamn. Just steal your toys and lube and go like normal people.

[silicone]

Y'all fuckin'?

[captainry]

[ coming closer to be heard properly ]

It's his birthday, what do you think?

[silicone]

Birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex!

[metacognition]

[ lol ]

It's much easier, admittedly.

[silicone]

Yeah?

[metacognition]

More supplies. More privacy. Some of us aren't having threesomes.

[silicone]

Pfft, look. Sometimes... you're used to certain things happening with a hell of a lot more frequency, so you've gotta do what you can.

[metacognition]

[ nostalgic: ]

Ah, it's been a long time since those days...

[silicone]

My work depends on it. [ he winks ]

[peakfan]

[ sqq is going to cry ]

None of these cursed objects are going near me-!

[captainry]

[ he's like. outside of the shop. because he's not herd-bonded. ]

Some of them are pretty tame, A-Yuan~

[peakfan]

[ imagining sqq just yelling out the open door is killing me. anyway, he's pointing to one of the tentacled ones ]

That thing looks terrifying!!